Season 7 · Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mike and the Bots watch "Bloodlust! (1961)," a cheap rip-off of "La Chasse du comte Zaroff (1932)," while Mother Forrester visits Deep 13.

A down-home country family eat apple pie and raise championship pigs during "A Day at the Fair (1947)." In the failed television pilot turned movie "Nom de code: Diamant (1977)," an undercover agent battles a villain in Hawaii.

The villains of Deep 13 force Mike and the Bots to watch the short "Why Study Industrial Arts? (1956)" and afterwards the infamous "The Skydivers (1963)" after challenging them to a swing choir contest.

Jamison Handy shows the world the glory of sexism with electric kitchen appliances in "Young Man's Fancy (1952)" and Edward D. Wood Jr. analyzes the world of criminals spoiled by their parents in "The Violent Years (1956)."

A cowboy winds up in the middle of a turf war between a rancher and his neighbors in "Last of the Wild Horses (1948)." An invention from the Mads goes awry and creates mirror versions of everyone on the Satellite of Love.

Mike and the Bots watch a never ending loop of jets flying and refueling in "The Starfighters (1964)" while Crow struggles to get onto the Information Super Highway.

After having watched "Keeping Clean and Neat (1956)," Mike and the Bots watch two laid back detectives crack down on an underground porn ring in "The Sinister Urge (1960)" while Frank threatens to blow up Deep 13.

It's a day in the life of the people who operate San Francisco International Airport in the TV episode "San Francisco International (1970)" while Mike distracts everyone with his Steve Urkle impersonation.

A Senate candidate finds a seductive reform school dropout hiding in his home in "La chatte au fouet (1964)." The crew throws a Mexican fiesta like the one in the film and chat with a real kitten with a whip on the Hexfield.

Mike and the Bots go boing watching the short "Are You Ready for Marriage? (1950)" and "Racket Girls (1951)" as the feature film. Meanwhile, Tom Servo and Crow prepare to be married.

A Russian hero plots an invasion against the Mongols in "Le géant de la steppe (1956)." Mike and the Bots create their own topical comedy show, reenact the table cloth scene from the movie, and try their hand at playing "Dungeons and Dragons."

Mike and the Bots scratch their heads in confusion as an angel and a devil wage a bet about bread truck drivers in "Out of This World (1954). Then the crew fights lapsing into a depression while watching the incredibly dour "High School Big Shot (1959)."

Mike and the Bots take on Coleman Francis' mise-en-scène epic, "Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)." This true tour-de-force of ineptitude combines two vagrant day-labourers, an escaped convict (played by Coleman Francis), Cuba, uranium, and frogs legs.

"Le rayon infernal (1967)" features a slick secret agent investigating an evil organization that stole a top secret death ray. Tom makes his own death ray for peaceful use but caves in to the pressure to use it on Crow.

Mike and the Bots endure and barely survive "The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)," their third and final Coleman Francis abomination featuring Tor Johnson as the titular beast.

Mike and the Bots semi-suffer through "Les 7 filles en or (1979)," a '70's jiggle-fest while the Mads turn them into the cast of "Le rebelle (1992)."

A minister encourages railroad workers to stop getting brutally injured on the job in "The Days of Our Years (1955)." During the feature film "L'incroyable homme invisible (1960)," a mad scientist makes an escaped criminal invisible so he can steal radioactive supplies.

While Mike and the Bots wrestle with "Superman contre les femmes vampires (1962)," TV's Frank is assumed into Second Banana Heaven, leaving no one for Dr. Forrester to kill.