Aired March 14, 1998
The crew watches "Riding with Death (1976)." Mike accidentally destroys the camping planet with an over-packed homemade bomb. Servo sings a song about the seventies and becomes a trucker while Crow becomes Turkey Volume Guessing Man.
While watching "Le mur des espions (1966)," Mike Nelson is also put on trial by the Galactic Tribunal for his unintentional planet destroying spree.
In "Yûsei ôji (1959)," a wimpy space hero kicks tyrannical aliens off of Earth while the Widowmaker and the Satellite of Love are sucked through a wormhole.
Pearl and Observer are in Ancient Rome pretending to be gods as Mike and the Bots watch "The Horror of Party Beach (1964)."
An evil ventriloquist traps souls in his stage dummies in "La Poupée diabolique (1964)" while Crow innocently falls in league with a devil.
The Satellite of Love crew discovers just how boring an alien attack on Tokyo can be when they watch "Uchû Kaisokusen (1961)," an anti-vehicle for Shin'ichi Chiba.
Mike and the Bots learn the Eighties were worse than they thought as they endure the putrid sci-fi epic, "Space Mutiny: La Guerre du futur (1988)."
In "Time Chasers (1994)," a schmuck has to correct changes to the future by fixing them in the past while Tom and Crow try to fix Mike's past into something more pleasant.
In "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1984)," a weather technician's mind gets trapped in a computer and Pearl establishes her own public television pledge program.